If you added "Pumpkin Spice" to the title of a story, what would the resulting plot and title become?

Geek Question of the Day: The season is upon us once again, so we're leaning into it and asking you; If you added "Pumpkin Spice" to the title of a story, what would the resulting plot and title become? Feel free to use your rage to build some answers if you need to. Special thanks (we think) to Lawrence Hults for suggesting this!

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