What would be your Yelp review of your purchase from Irwin's Discount Magic Item Shop and what did you buy?

Geek Question of the Day: This lesser-known establishment never deals in that overpriced 'legitimate' stuff, so today we're asking you all; What would be your Yelp review of your purchase from Irwin's Discount Magic Item Shop and what did you buy? Obviously we're looking for honest reviews whether they end up positive or negative!

Image source: http://bit.ly/2KuCWXz