If you added or replaced the word "Banana" in the title of a story, what would the resulting plot and title become?

Geek Question of the Day: They are considered quite delicious by most, and at the very least serve as decent measuring tools, so tonight we're asking you; If you added or replaced the word "Banana" in the title of a story, what would the resulting plot and title become? Go for it, but try to keep it family friendly. =)

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