If story titles were taken literally, what otherwise fascinating ot exciting story would suddenly be the most boring and why?

Geek Question of the Day: Story titles often try to convey a lot with very few words, so tonight we're asking you; If story titles were taken literally, what otherwise fascinating ot exciting story would suddenly be the most boring and why? Obviously any source or genre works for this one so go as obscure as you like. =)

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