Question #1876

Geek Question of the Day: This week's word swap is going to be a little different, but I hope you'll have fun with it; If you took the unchanged title of a story and assumed it was already a pun, what would the resulting plot synopsis become? This variation was suggested by Paul Duggan and as always, any source or genre is up for grabs. Oh and repeats/different takes are very welcome!

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