What would be your product review for the Wand of Frost you purchased from a rather icy shop keep a few weeks ago?

If you added or replaced the word 'wind' into the title of a story, what would the resulting plot and title become?

If you could gain the ability to speak to any one non-human species, which would you choose and why?

What geeky references have you dropped into a conversation that went utterly over the heads of most of the people you were speaking to?

What do you think will be the 'these kids today' annoyances for future elderly Millennials and why?

If you could have a pocket-sized pet based on any real-world animal, what would you pick and why?

What would be your review of the ninja training school you found yourself in a week ago?

What fictional food or drink would you most love to try and why?